Анекдот на английском языке "Police Dog"

It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me. "Is that a dog you got back there?" he asked.

"It sure is," I replied.

Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the van. Finally he asked, "What'd he do?"

Анекдот на английском языке "Answer Wanted"

One day a bus load of kids went for a field trip to the police station.

One of the kids went into the Chief's office and saw a picture of a man with a wanted sign under it.

The kid asked the Chief, "What does 'wanted' mean?"

"It means," answered the Chief, "that we want to find him so we can put him in jail."

"Well," the kid asked, "why didn't you just put him in jail when you took his picture?"

One day a bus load of kids
Однажны целый автобус детей

Анекдот на английском языке "Is That Bull Safe?"

A man was driving along a country road when the idea struck him to stop and pick some flowers. He had barely begun when he saw a mean looking bull not far away.

The young man called out to the farmer in the next field, "Hey, mister! Is that bull safe?"

To which the farmer shouted back, "Sure, safe as anything! Can't say the same about you, though."

A man was driving along a country road
Мужчина ехал по проселочной дороге,


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